Help! I’m lost!

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Yeah, fat hope! This is just another hallucination of mine but would it be absolutely great to have a device like that? For now, we are just stuck with the C340 Street Pilot Navigator which tells you which roads to avoid just in case there is a traffic jam / pileup / roadworks in your route. And if you are a truck driver, you won’t get stuck with small C-roads which are less than 2.1m wide so you can’t get stuck at those country roads and deep fords which the stupid GPS Maps won’t tell and let you get yourself and the car a free car wash! Or truckwash in this case.

And so, you won’t need that nag from the wife if you missed the small side junction to get to your destination, as it will recalculate the route and provide the alternative almost immediately. And forget the Nokia N95 as that is not complicated an comprehensive enough to trajectory to get you out of that bumper to bumper traffic jam as it’s equipped with the FM TMC (traffic management control) signal encoded into your standard FM Radio.

I know this is great as it evens tells me where the static speed cameras are! I know cus I uses it, and as for now, I have to settle for this.

Any better ideas?